dating two girls at the same time is fucking hard haha poor kalla surrounded by pussy dude it's not all it's cracked up to be one girl will be like "let's do something friday night" and you're like ok well then send one my way then the other girls calls kalla: heh, I've done that "let's do something friday night" "can't" "why?" oh man "um, I have shit to do" so true so you do them both 2-3 hours apart been there, done that :-) heh did they know you were seeing another girl? nope heh your pimp hand is strong lol chortle slap a ho it'd be stronger if they knew i always use the "i gotta work" excuse in that situation http://www.hoslap.net/ the only bad part is if they're both expecting to fuck 2 times or more :-/ it can get... uhh tiring heh viagra time haha indeed "baby why you aint come yet?" "um, heh" hahahha this chick off the internet came to visit me and it was getting ridiculous, like I'm 37 I can't go 5 times a day 3 days in a row shit gotta save my pits again next time I shave my head you shave your pits? gauze: I could kalla: yes heh well I did why do you shave your pits ? but 5 times a day? jesus because I hate deodorant so removing the hair removes the problem it was like ... hard work like not enjoyable anymore also I missed you guys hehehehe <3 LOL LOL since when does removing the hair make you stop sweating ? giod too much pussy? gd LOL guase I remember this one time jc: it doesn't, but the sweat doesn't stick around oh i had this girlfriend around the time unreal came out and we were fucking it evaportes a lot better huh ? jc: yah and afterwards we were lying there and I was like "I wish she'd get outta here so I could play unreal" hahahaha and I'm not exactly straight, so I can legally shave my pits :-) lmao kalla: LOL!! I like it when a chick comes, we fuck, and she leaves well, get this this was my ex-wife !@!!!!!!!!1 0wn3d !!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 on the Geekdrome podcast they call that "Back to Comics" after they are done fucking lol welcome to rec.games.video.divorced heh rec.games.video.pussytalk rec.giant.throbbing.COCKS rec.games.violent.cocksucking slurp rec.games.gay.threeways heh ugh that's kev's territory Threeways are games until someone gets hurt. I mean that's cool to each their own I've had 2 of the possible 3 types of 3-way :-/ rec.games.lemonparty well, 3 possible. there's 4 types of 3-way b eat me to it kev So you've done it with a gerbal and a goat? get a sexchange but unless I grow a pussy (and not a mouthpussy) I can't do a FFF if I had a million dollars I'd do two chicks at the same time fuckin a not all chicks dig dudes with money. The kind that would double up on a dude like me do good point :D when I think of multiple dicks for some reason I think of milking cows I see it in porn every day :D there is that equa-suckual-triangle though You watch gay porn? chuck whispered "save it for me" at at the Philly Classic 3 gay gang bang LOL 0wn3d 0wn3d sword fight in the ass haha or freeze your spunk, and throw the ice cubes in the punch and tell people afterwards man haha