* Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-165.wcnet.org) jm: hey man hello you can stay in here, just no 3d0 talk, ok? We've had some *bad* experiences with the 3d0 gangs, ok? seriously. * Mercster doesn't need another police report on his record. if no 3DO then no PS1? ps1 is ok just no psONE but same games as 3DO not you are an ID 10 T I like the jaguar is that ok? ok what systems do you like? only the zimba 2000 totally AWESOME system what is the zimba 2000? plays psx, n64, snes, nes, genesis, ALL atari, ps2, xbox, everything came out in zimbabwae (in africa) cost about $2k, but well worth it. emulation only? no, no emulation thats why it cost so much huge, too about the size of a 27" tv so what is your favorite system the zimba 2000 plays yeah I saw those advertised somewhere awhile back probably the 2600 II (NOT the 2600 jr!) but the thing is that you can buy all those systems seprately for less than $2k the 2600 II was ONLY released in japan.......also known as the atari 2800 doesnt the 2800 play 2600 games only? yah, sure you can buy all those systems for less than $2k............but WHO HAS A ZIMBA 2000????????????? You jm: no, plays *2800* games were only a few released. chuck: damned straight, beotch oh ok i like the 2600 would you like to play the atari 2600 II? what are some of the games ? it probably has the same games as the 2600 no it has about 30 different ones would you like to play the atari 2600 II? I recall there being a Pitfall 3 proto for it. asteriods, space invaders, One of the goons at Atari Age has it. how can I play a 2800? Won't dump it. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ATARI 2600 II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chuck: ought to break his freaking legs.s asshole. * Mercster has realsports JEI LAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rare fucking game Noice cost me about $300 in japan jai lai.........wtfever I gotta get the Zimba 3000 when it comes out that fucker is going to be COOOOOOOL PS3, Xbox II, etc jm: you should pre-order the Zimba 3000 is there a gamestop or the like near you? god dammit fuck, and he can't figure out why people won't chat with him. fuck it. * Quits: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-165.wcnet.org) (Ping timeout: 372 seconds) damned fool * Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-106.wcnet.org) sorry about that each time i get disconnected it takes me a while to get back in ? what are you using? DSL? no low speed dial up ah well. did you do the lube trick? no? thats your problem well on the back of your computer, where the phone line plugs in, you have to lube that plug put some vaseline or hand lotion on it..... when i try to reconnect it says my ID is already in use? it helps the electrons flow easier jm: so choose a different nick, and then you can get back on but lube up that plug, and it won't kick you off as much. i am using a 50 foot line exactly why it needs the lube! well it only can connect at 26ks instead of 56 no shit USE THE LUBE god DAMN you are thick-headed sheesh its a new line i shouldnt need lube how long have you been going online? on the new line? * Mercster <------has been bbsing and shit since 1983.................. SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so don't listen to me, fuck goddamn fucking kids......won't fucking listen. bought PC a year ago and new phone line last month ok, whatever. so their is no reason it should connect at 26k instead of 56k you know.....people like you fucking really piss me off tell you what is wrong, and you ignore it. so whatever....... I dont know what you are tying to tell me? Lube the line? or lube the port? just put some lube on the plug, not the line lube it up like you are going to jack it off then plug it back in. tada! done don't need a LOT just enough to cover it any lubricant? well, not motor oil hand lotion, vaseline, ky, anything slippery let me go see what i have even vegetable oil would work. olive oil. how the fuck far away is his kitchen? And why doesn't he just use the lotion he uses for jerkin it? Zimbabwe? shaddup chuck, YOU are just JEALOUS Feh * Mercster has the Zimba 3k on PRE-ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so bite me! * Quits: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-106.wcnet.org) (Ping timeout: 372 seconds) MORE LUBE or cowbell lol bahahahahaha he actually did it probably :P some people shouldn't have computers no shit think we can talk him into getting a vasectomy? LOL he wouldn't know what that is... but we could tell him smashing his nuts in a vice is a new form of pleasure * Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-186-062.wcnet.org) well? ok i tried the lube and now i connect at 24k you have too much on there......what did you use? i just used regular lube what's regular lube? lube lotion Better than economy lube? huh is it the generic lube? what's the brand name Mary Kay Lube DOH fuck man That shit won't work god dammit snap: jm is having problems connecting my mom sells mary kay so thats all we have he got a new computer, didn't lube the phone line going into the modem Vicks isnt a lube vicks should work. let me try that * Quits: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-186-062.wcnet.org) (Client Quit) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I got fucking tears in my eyes from laughing so hard oh my god......I can't fucking take this shit That's what I get for going away bahhahahahahaha * CareyAWAY is now known as Carey85 Merc, can I see some pics of your Zimba 2000? it is :-) I hope so. :P laughing so hard, I'm coughing my ass off hahhaa oh christ bash.org, here we come I only have Wet and Yellow 77, will that facilitate faster surfing :) carey: OF COURSE! all I got is KY warming YEAH! kev: lol That KY warming is some good shit The ultragel is teh rox, although I dunno if I should be talking about this I hope he comes back * Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-003.wcnet.org) YAY! that still didnt work i even used a qtip this time Dammit i got up to 26.4k Hmm, I should google "home vasectomy" jm: what did you use on? vicks? earm, use on it yes i tried lube and vicks and qtip and even pluged it directly to the wall jack and still the same aah it doesnt disconnect that often so i guess i can live with it for now well bummer no idea what is wrong with it. I think it might be the Computer jm: well, I gotta run, but I can help you more later because i have no trouble when i hook up my dreamcast online ok jm: doh well..........couple other things to try, but I gotta go to work later I think you need some aluminum foil later snap: think aluminum foil on the modem cable would work? Put it over the connector... that'll help I think it will put it on the line from the wall to the computer.......... that'll block out the interference Also, put a foil helmet on to shield the alien signals Wrap the connector up really good, and that should take care of it. idiot its nothing to do with the line foil helmets don't work you need MESH its probably how the connection is installed? You mean the MLB can still read my thoughts? Is it an internal modem? i might have to set up the connection again yes Those are the worst. just the original tower modem What machine is it? Is it V90 or V92? e machine jm: READ THIS!!!!! http://www.stopabductions.com/ Oh, that's the problem that might be your problem See, emachines failed their FCC testing a few times yah So you're probably getting stray radio waves in the case. later, work time If you pick up your phone while the modem is on, you might hear some interference pumped through the wire If you do, you might want to get an external modem, or perhaps try an ethernet card. If you hear a hissing and random tones, your modem has probably failed You're using an eMachine, and you haven't done the aluminum foil trick? Jesus. This is precisely why I call you a nimrod. I dont know tricks * Carey85 feels guilty I havent even found the Adventure Easter egg yet Well, I've heard of the Gateway machines working with the foil trick But I don't think even the emachines will be helped. See, the modems eMachines uses are known to have bad modulators. ok The demodulators work just fine, but the modulators sometimes go wonky and start spitting shit back over the line. And their demodulators are an industry all-time low. Sinistarr: You're thinking of Packard Bell because i also have a Dell and that works at 50k Since eMachines bought packard bell, they're right down the shitter. Is a discombobulator required for proper transmission? If you wrap foil around the phone jack, it shields the line and keeps the modulator from spitting shit back onto the line. people are still using modems? thin or thick? Check the latest consumer reports for some more information on how eMachines aren't all that good You should probably get an apple instead if i put foil will it fit in the port? Fuck, the ballast in my kitchen light is on the fritz, have to get a new one at work They have great tech support, and their machines are high quality. it should still fit Different thickness foils can filter out different frequencies. For eMachines modulators, thinner foil is recommended. You could also try parchment paper. I always used Reynolds Wrap when I used dialup, but any should do bleh, baseband is blah It's next to the foil could i use the dreamcast to chat on this room? sure channel :) does it support the coffee cup? you mean java? yes irc://irc.prison.net:6667 well i cant hook it up today I think that's the proper format I guarantee your PC connection problems will disappear if you use some foil. Dreamcasts don't support Java. BRB - gonna go change the foil in my router connection. If you have a manual to your DC browser, that will tell you the proper method But they have their own client i dont have access to the DC tonight let me try foil * Quits: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-003.wcnet.org) (Quit: Leaving) ROFL * Lennier busts out laughing This is one for the record books bahahahahahahahahaha And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why a license should be necessary to breed. hahaha indeed Someone needs to introduce him to Goatse or Tubgirl Someone needs to aim a microwave gun at his balls We need to condense some of this and upload it to bash we'll have to get him with tubgirl when he gets back * Joins: Pin2 (Romov.NetW@83.138.49.177) Somebody wants to play PONG? I only have a ping :( I'll play pong - got 2 balls and a paddle right here. Haha (it must be joke) ding ding ding.. whats his prize johnny? Yep, dead on. A gently used speculum * Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-190-138.wcnet.org) i tried foil and couldnt get dial tone Hmmm, how many times did you try? jmt: What OS are you running? i tried 2 thick on both ends then single thick on both ends then took one end completely off and have single on one end so know i have single foil on the wall end What is your connection speed? os? Operating System * Lennier 's mouth drops 26.4 k windows XP You don't have Windows Longhorn yet No wonder you're having connection troubles Hmmmm I think donghorn only works with broadband It is a classic gaming chat? since part of the OS is run off of microsoft's servers yep Not tonight, it's customer support Well, ideally, you should have foil wrapped around the connector going into the modem. As the interference originates inside the PC, you need to block it before it goes back to any part of the phone line. yes Yes, I know I'm right. Did you try that? the next XP is going to require internet access? tho there might be a possible way of clearing out a bad config file Sinistarr: you could have him remove KRNL386.EXE from \system32 * Quits: Pin2 (Romov.NetW@83.138.49.177) (Quit: Leaving) i want to talk classic games but they only like me when I talk connection speed LOL Yeah, but then you have to spend some time rebuilding the configuration.... If the foil will fix it, it's a lot easier. * Quits: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-190-138.wcnet.org) (Quit: Leaving) oui oh man But it sounds like his line is too far gone. we gotta ruin his windows install He'll probably be back At least, I hope i suggested to sini.. that he go into command prompt and do cd\windows\system32 then del *.* Enough of the foil shit - time for a good old fashioned deltree erase is too obvious no deltree in XP tho :\ Granted, no deltree in XP, so we'll have to do the next best thing. why, its fuckin hilarious * Sinistarr cracks his knuckles. lets ask him how old he is when he gets back if he's under 18, then we can be sure his parents will be pissed off.. score! Hopefully he's just futzing with his phone cord right now. brb he PC prolly smells like he had sex with it from the lube and vicks heh looks like he isn't coming back Eh, keep in mind he's on dialup and it's Saturday night. It'll prolly take him 10 connection attempts Seeing is how he appears to be on a local ISP true When I had dialup, I had to keep a 24/7 connection and if I got disconnected, it would literally take 30 minutes of reconnect attempts to get back online. ouch yeah * Sinistarr ponders Was using a local ISP called bright.net since they were the only ones availible. I remember many nights calling tech support at 2am and ripping them a new asshole. heh I was on a first name basis with the night guy, that's how bad it was. He probably killed himself after I left his life i recommend that you all eat turds I recommend that you STFU, grab a cold one, kick back and wait and see if our friend comes back. who is our friend jmtatari1 Why don't you go slit your wrists like your boy did in Royal Tenenbaums oic I told him he needed to block the interference from his modem's bad modulator. =[ Wonder if we can get him to rub ejaculate in the phone port. If he asks what it is, tell him to go ask for some from his father damnit he's not coming back BLH * Joins: jmtatari1 (~jirc@dial-bu-185-057.wcnet.org) +A the highest it goes is 26.4 only Welcome back. yeah heya jmtatari1 Having prblems reconnecting? problems, too - heh no that was just a break from bro this computer is acturally his LOL ah I see I tried foil it doesnt work you guys must still be on pair gain.. where do you live? i even tried a york wrapper ok daikaiju: MSG i recommend that you all eat turds i live in OHIO Really surprised that didn't work - the residue from the peppermint they use should've made the blocking effect even stronger. Hmmm. I live in Ohio too, I must emigrate Len: You think rewriting the configuration file from scratch would help? ouais Nah, the menthol from the Vaporub should have been sufficient what part ? jmt: If the phone line tricks didn't work, about the only solution left is remaking the configuration file. jmtatari1: Sinistarr knows what to do The south. The DEEP south (chuckle) Kalla, You fucking champ. Did you see my comparison of you to Luke Wilson? i would if I knew how? jmt: Here. I'll walk you through it. jmt, How old are you now? 20 ? Read a fucking book. jmt: Click on the Start menu, then click "Run." chuck: yes chuck: you are A+ i recommend that you all eat turds, I think they're tasty! lol